- “Hmmm, she REALLY needs to get those roots done.”
- “Wow, she said thank you!”
- “Damn, he’s tall.”
- “DAMN! He’s short!”
- “I need 2 Advil liqui-gels…”
- “That walk-by-farting was un-called for.”
- “Some bad friend of hers lied to her and said, ‘girl you look good in those – wear THAT!’”
- “Oh that couple will make a good post later on tonight…”
- “Please stop kissing @ my bar for 20 consecutive minutes – her lungs need air and my customers need vodka with their olives…”
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