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		<title>Run Tell that, Bed Intruder! (via Tales from the Bar Side)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Run Tell that, Bed Intruder!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Antoine was the gentleman who went on TV and enthusiastically told a Huntsville criminal, during a TV interview, that he will be found for attacking his sister, Kelly Dodson. Newscast: Spoof:  *While rape is NOT a funny action, this spoof of a news cast is&#8230; Filed under: bartender confessions<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=256&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Chanx</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 13:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do people think wearing chancletas* to the bar is okay?  I mean, even if it&#8217;s not &#8216;club night&#8217; at the local watering hole chanx are for the beach, running to the bodega right quick, dancing in the street at block parties or, for Bohemian band members.  *smirk* *chancletas = A word for flip flops [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=248&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My thoughts on any given weekend night working in WI</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 11:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hmmm, she REALLY needs to get those roots done.&#8221; &#8220;Wow, she said thank you!&#8221; &#8220;Damn, he&#8217;s tall.&#8221; &#8220;DAMN!  He&#8217;s short!&#8221; &#8220;I need 2 Advil liqui-gels&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;That walk-by-farting was un-called for.&#8221; &#8220;Some bad friend of hers lied to her and said, &#8216;girl you look good in those &#8211; wear THAT!&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;Oh that couple will make a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=245&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Night Fights</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a Bartender like other blue collar Public Service positions, you see people you want to see and then, you see people you DON&#8217;T want to see. Like your regulars who you not only like because they order good quality cocktails and tip well, but, they are actually refreshing to see week after week &#8211; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=251&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That is so NOT cute</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 19:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring is in the air; and while everyone is not a size 2; ladies&#8230;  Please; wear your size; not your girlfriends size or what you THINK is her size but your own size.  We are tired of seeing chicks come in here with stomachs bigger than their asses. &#8230;That&#8217;s what cinchers and girdles are made [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=229&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>*bam-bam-bam*  Excuse me; can I get some service?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to take this time to say Thank You to my loyal patrons and customers who thoroughly enjoy my cocktails, talking with me, and coming into this establishment.  It&#8217;s great to have an adult conversation with an adult and to see your smiling faces when you approach the bar for your favorite relaxing beverage [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=234&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Last Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and I thought nothing was going to happen tonight worth writing about. We love business.  Any GOOD business.  But; why do people come in at/near closing time, lolly-gagging, order a drink and proceed to nurse it for an hour? I&#8217;m all for sipping good spirits but c&#8217;mon.  I mean, really? It&#8217;d be different if you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=243&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A bird?  A plane?  No; it&#8217;s daddy&#8217;s credit card!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This group of people come in once/twice a week and order $50 &#8211; 100 worth of food to go, during the BUSIEST time of night.  They pay w. the golden plastic &#8211; I will NEVER understand people who NEVER tip for take out orders?  Just because you&#8217;re not dining in with us we still did [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=222&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Uh Bartender, my drink has too much flavor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I thought I&#8217;d had customers figured out; they say something like: &#8220;Are you sure this is Bud Light?  It seems to have too much flavor&#8230;&#8221; I check the tap and re-pour him another, in a tasting glass.  His face scrunches up and he has all FOUR (4) of his friends take a sip.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4781306&amp;post=218&amp;subd=talesfromthebarside&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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