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		<title>A bird?  A plane?  No; it&#8217;s daddy&#8217;s credit card!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This group of people come in once/twice a week and order $50 &#8211; 100 worth of food to go, during the BUSIEST time of night.  They pay w. the golden plastic &#8211; I will NEVER understand people who NEVER tip for take out orders?  Just because you&#8217;re not dining in with us we still did [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=222&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Uh Bartender, my drink has too much flavor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I thought I&#8217;d had customers figured out; they say something like:
&#8220;Are you sure this is Bud Light?  It seems to have too much flavor&#8230;&#8221;
I check the tap and re-pour him another, in a tasting glass.  His face scrunches up and he has all FOUR (4) of his friends take a sip.  They think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=218&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Are you SURE that&#8217;s your name?&#8221; or &#8220;How did you get into the UW?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/are-you-sure-thats-your-name-or-how-did-you-get-into-the-uw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You pick the title of this post&#8230;
Scenario&#8230;
Sorority girls come into the bar and start talking to one of the male bar tenders.  This is pretty much verbatim on how the conversation went:
Bartender: &#8220;Good evening ladies; would you like a beverage?&#8221;
Sorority Girl(s):  &#8220;Oh yeah;  (he takes their order) HEY what&#8217;s YOUR name?  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=210&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Come up and see me sometime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Polishing glasses at the hotel bar Friday night and decided to strike up a conversation with a gentleman at the bar.
He wasn&#8217;t alone at first, he sat with a couple co-workers; they sat &#38; tossed back some MGD&#8217;s then graduated to Guinness for a couple hours.  Sitting kitty corner from the bar things slowed down [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=208&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Alright now; time to bend over and grab your ankles</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The suits came in last night &#8211; ordered their Spotted cows &#38; dirty martini&#8217;s and talked about whatever they talk about. Fast forward to drink #3, things got interesting (and louder); it got to the point of lower &#38; middle class people who are &#8220;in trouble&#8221; in this economy. They basically called them all lazy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=200&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>14 +1 uses for true russian vodka</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this in my in box and thought I&#8217;d share; sounds interesting although I must say &#8220;try any of these at your own risk&#8230;&#8221;
Enjoy the reading!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The Solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a Trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=199&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things that make you want to punch people in the face&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/things-that-make-you-want-to-punch-people-in-the-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Since I&#8217;ve been away I felt this would make people laugh and de-stress their Monday at work.  Please Enjoy.

 Women w/ too tight stretch pants and show a camel toe so outrageous it should really be called a &#8220;Mooseknuckle.&#8221;
 People in line for 20 mins and don&#8217;t have their order ready and their money out; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=196&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Back from Overseas&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/back-from-overseas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;glad to be back among the living.
See you here weekly!
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		<title>My People, My People</title>
		<link>http://talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com/2008/12/27/my-people-my-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strong language below so prep yourself sweet cheeks&#8230;
I think I&#8217;ve had all of the &#8220;Negro Nights&#8221; I can take y&#8217;all&#8230;
I mean, every group of people who come in have their niches, good and bad, but dayum.  As Chris Rock once said: there are black people and there are niggas.
One thing in common; white people and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesfromthebarside.wordpress.com&blog=4781306&post=186&subd=talesfromthebarside&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Persian, an Ecuadorian and a Drag Queen walk into a bar&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fellow Bar Keeps&#8230;
Ever have a day, a week, a month, even more go by great at work and then things start heading downhill because you don&#8217;t &#8220;fit the mold&#8221; of the other bar personnel?
Yeah, me neither&#8230;  But, if I did (hypothetically speaking) it may go something like this:
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