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Barrrrrrr – Tender!

Irregular Patrons: Barrrrrrr – Tender!

Me:  (looking up & giving them a glance) Lemme handle these 4 and I’ll be right with you…

Irregular Patrons: Barrrrrrr – Tender!

Me:  (showing “jazz hands”)  Only two hands dude.  The usual?

Irregular Patrons:  Naw..

Me to Patrons:  (after 30-45 seconds)  What can I get’chu?

Irregular Patrons:  Uuummmmmmmmmm…

Me:  (Rolling eyes and head cocked to the side – *thinking* Are you serious?)

Irregular Patrons:  Lemme get a ummm…  A ummmm…

Me:  (MOVING ON to others)

Irregular Patrons: What you doin’?!  Where u goin’ sweetheart?

Me:  To someone who know s what they want; holla @ me when you decide…

What is with this behavior people?  It’s like those who’ve been going to McY- D’s since birth and standing in line or at the drive through saying, “umm errrr ahhh, lemme get er ahhh…”

Sometimes you just want to scream; “Have a Big Mac, a Coke and a smile and move the fuck on!  You’ve been here FOR – EVER.

Move it, Move it, Move it!”

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About Tales from the Bar Side

Tales from the Bar Side: Lady who tends bar at brick and mortar bars and in private pour practice events.

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