Halloween. Time to dress up. Or down. Or in most cases for the women, undress.
It was a slow night and conversation sparse, but one in particular took place that sounded way to familiar. Dialogue that takes place every year about this time. Freak Fest, Ahoy!
To make a long story not so long, a group of Valley Girls were talkin ’bout who they were going as this year.
Why do chicks always make such a big deal about the little dental floss costume they’re going to wear this year. We need to rename Halloween, “Closet Whore Admiration Day.” Oh c’mon, that’s all it is people; and you know it. A lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. It’s 2008 and by peoples behavior in the bar, they, well, let’s just say nothing’s forbidden anymore it seems.
I wish bitches quit being insecure about shit. If you like dick (or clits if the case may be) just be you; don’t have a ‘holiday’ be your excuse to dress down. If you feel comfortable dressing a certain way then let you be you.
It’s like people who always have sex in the bedroom and no other room in the house. Once a month. In the same position. In under 20 minutes.
Chickies, stop making excuses for wearing th fishnets and micro mini skirt or the ass-less chaps. If you aren’t comfortable with YOU, you may as well toss in the towel right now.
Whether you go home alone and wash your face of make-up or home with a partner and your “clothes” end up on the floor like a prom dress and you’re face down ass up – dress the way YOU want to dress and do it smartly.
…and Thank You.
P.S. On the same note, please ladies be FRIGGIN’ SMART when you’re out.
- DO NOT Drink beyond comprehension.
Watch you ass because not all your ‘friends’ are good friends.